Take a bathroom/snack break. This story was written in Microsoft on a computer that is no longer with us. It died. The information from the hard drive is being retrieved for a pretty penny. But alas, until I pay the smart man and pick up my discs, the story remains there and, as a result, not here. When I get around to A)buying a new computer and B) paying the smart man I shall resume regularly scheduled programming. In the meantime, why not go back and read from the beginning so you're nice and refreshed for the second half of the melodrama.

Stay tuned...